Post by JOHNNY LOVE on Feb 4, 2006 12:28:41 GMT -5
8-)YES THE IWA:FF RETURNED TO HARTWELL, GEORGIA ONCE AGAIN WITH ANOTHER BIG SHOW.... JANUARY 28TH
TWO NEWCOMERS TO IWA:FF MADE THEIR DAYVIEW IN THE FIRST MATCH. THEY OPENED WITH A BANG, AS "BULLETPROOF PUNK" RUFIO RUSH BATTLED THE AMAZING VELVET. RUSH IS YOUR TYPICAL WISECRACKING KNOW-IT-ALL PUNK, COMPLETE WITH A RED HAIRED MOHAWK. WHILE VELVET IS....WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THAT VALET'S PINK AND PURPLE ATTIRE LEADS YOU TO BELIEVE THAT HE PREFERS TO SOCIALIZE WITH PURPLE PASSION OR LANCE GAYLORD INSTEAD OF SOMEONE LIKE BILLY STARR OR PANHEAD NELSON. ANYWAY THE ACTION WAS QUITE PHYSICAL AS THE TWO MEN TRIED TO FAMILIERIZE TO EACHOTHER AND FOUGHT BOTH IN THE RING AND OUT. IN THE END THOUGH, IT WAS THE AMAZING VELVET THAT MANAGED TO ROLL RUSH UP FOR A THREE COUNT.
NEXT WAS EL DRACO ACCOMPANIED BY HIS SECOND, EL GATO, VERSUS XION THE HERETIC. THESE TWO MEN ARE NOT STRANGERS AND THEY TRADED A FEW NEAR FALLS BEFORE XION LANDED THE NINJA AND SCORED A VICTORY. AS SOON AS THE MATCH ENDED, EL GATO, HIT THE RING AND HE AND EL DRACO PUT THE BOOTS TO XION UNTIL THE WAR MACHINES STORMED IN FOR THE SAVE....
THE THIRD MATCH OF THE NIGHT WAS A SIX-MAN TAG MATCH. IT WAS JOHNNY DOLLAR, DALE DWINDLE AND THE FUMBALING SIMON GARFIELD BATTLED PSYCHOMAN
ACCOMPANIED BY DR. JOHN HYDE, B-A-DD, AND THE CHAINSAW SWINGING MONSTER, LEATHERFACE. DOLLAR DWINDLE AND EVEN GARFIELD DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TROUBLE DEALING WITH THE OPPOSITION, BUT MAINLY BECAUSE PSYCHOMAN AND B-A-DD REFUSED TO TAG IN LEATHERFACE. IN THE END DOLLAR BULLDOGGED B-A-DD FOR THE THREE COUNT... AN EXTREMELY FURIOUS, LEATHERFACE, THEN TOOK HIS FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON HIS PARTNERS AS HE CHOKESLAMMED BOTH OF THEM BEFORE GRABBING HIS CHAINSAW. IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR HIS MANAGER CRAZY LUKE, THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT HE MAY HAVE DONE TO THEM.
AFTER THE INTERMISSION, THE REDNECKS WERE IN ACTION AGAINST THE ODD PAIRING OF CPL KNIGHT AND NEWCOMER, KEVIN RUDE....KNIGHT WAS CLEARLY NOT HAPPY HAVING A MAN FROM MINNESOTTA WHEN RUDE WENT DOWN FOR THE LOSS, KNIGHT DISGUSTEDLY WALKED OUT ON HIM, NOSE BLEED AND ALL. BILLY STARR AND PANHEAD PICKED UP YET ANOTHER WIN AND WALKED AWAY TELLING ANYONE WHO WOULD LISTEN THAT THEY WANTED THE TITLE SHOT THEY DESERVED AT THE FORCE FOUNDATION.....
THE "MAIN ATTRACTION" LANCE CHRISTOPHER CAME OUT NEXT AND INFORMED EVERYONE THAT HIS SCHEDULED OPPONENT, CRAZII SHEA, WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.... HE CHAUKED SHEA'S ABSENCE UP TO HIM JUST BEING "CHICKEN" TO SHOW. THE AMAZING VELVET THEN CAME INTO THE RING TO INTRODUCED HIMSELF TO LANCE. BUT LANCE DIDN'T APPRECIATE VELVET'S "FLATTERY" AND LAID HIM OUT WITH THE "ATTRACTIVATOR"....
INTERNET CHAMPION, NITRO, THE WAR MACHINE SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDED HIS TITLE VERSUS THE EXECUTIONER IN THE NEXT BOUT. NITRO HIT HIM WITH THE "ACCELERATOR", HIS VERSION OF THE SPEAR, AND THEN A FLYING ELBO SMASH TO GAIN THE WIN. I HEARD THE EXECUTIONER WAS INJURED IN THE PROCESS.
THE IWA:FF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION WAS NEXT AS MERCILESS DON MATTHEWS DEFENDED AGAINST THE LIGHTWEIGHT, TOMMY SAWYER..... DESPITE BEING OUTSIZED BY THE CHAMP, SAWYER MANAGED A VALIENT ATTEMPT AT WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP.... HE SCORED SEVERAL NEAR FALLS AND MUSTERED ENOUGH STRENTH TO AVOID SEVERAL THREE COUNTS AGAINST HIM BEFORE MATTHEWS WAS ABLE TO REVERSE AN ATTEMPTED BULLDOG INTO AN "OMEGABOMB" AND PICK UP THE WIN..... BUT ACTION DIDN'T STOP THERE AS DALE DWINDLE THEN CHARGED THE RING WHERE MATTHEWS CUT HIM OFF AND SPIKED HIM A "NO SURVIVOR" PILEDRIVER. THE EXECUTIONER RAN IN NEXT AS MATTHEWS WAS ATTEMPTING TO INFLICT SOME EXTRACURRICULAR PUNISHMENT ON SAWYER. BUT MERCILESS'S NETWORK ALLI, LANCE CHRISTOPHER, RAN IN BEHIND HIM AND TOOK OUT HIS RIGHT KNEE WITH A CHAIR PUTTING HIM OUT FOR SOME TIME. MATTHEWS AND CHRISTOPHER WERE THEN ALONE IN THE RING AND MATTHEWS GOT ON THE MIC AND ASKED IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE IN THE BACK THAT WANTED TO TRY AND BE A HERO. SUDDENLY, THE ARENA WAS FILLED WITH THE SOUND OF A CHAINSAW CRANKING, AND OUT RAN LEATHERFACE! LEATHERFACE, STILL SMARTING FROM HAVING LOST HIS FWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE TO NETWORK MEMBER, TERRY SIMMS, CHARGED THE RING, BUT LANCE AND MERCE QUICKLY BAILED.....
NOW IT WAS TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT.... THE U.S. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP WOULD BE DECIDED. A NO DQ, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH.... WITH A SPECIAL REFEREE, WONDERFUL WAYNE, THE IWA FLASHFIRE GENERAL MANAGER... TANK, THE WAR MACHINE VERSUS THE UN-AMERICAN, SGT. GRIMM. THE TITLE HAD BEEN VACENT SINCE LAST YEAR BUT AFTER A TOURNAMENT, THESE TWO WERE STILL IN THE FINALS...
THE TWO MEN BATTLED ALL OVER THE ARMORY AND USED EVERYTHING THAT WASN'T TIED DOWN. TANK LANDED A POWERFUL SPEAR IN THE EARLY GOING AND ALMOST WON THE MATCH THEN, BUT GRIMM MANAGED TO KICK OUT.... THE TWO MEN USED HUBCAPS, PVC PIPE, KENDO STICKS, CHAIRS, BASEBALL BATS, CAFATERIA TRAYS, CHAINS, BRASS KNUCKLES, AND EVEN A BATHROOM SINK TANK MUST HAVE PULLED OFF THE RESTROOM WALL.... THEY CAME OUT OF THE RESTROOM AND GRIMM STILL HAD A MOUTHFUL OF TOILET WATER.... TANK HAD A SINK IN HIS HANDS, PLUMMING AND ALL.... BUT THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, CPL. KNIGHT, EL DRACO, EL GATO, JOHNNY LOVE, DIAMOND AND THE WAR MACHINE, NITRO ALL GOT INVOLVED IN SOME FASHION OR ANOTHER. NEAR THE END OF THE MATCH, WONDERFUL WAYNE CAUGHT A KENDO STICK IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND WENT DOWN. TANK LANDED THE "TORQUE WRENCH" BUT HAD NO REFEREE TO MAKE THE COUNT.... GRIMM RECOVERED AS THE CROWD WAS ALMOST IN THE FIGHT AND THE MATCH CONTINUED..... NITRO ENTERED THE RING AFTER TAKING OUT CPL. KNIGHT, AND THE WAR MACHINES DESTROYED SGT. GRIMM WITH A TWO-MAN BT SLAM. TANK WENT FOR THE COVER AGAIN AND BOARD OF DIRECTORS MEMBER, DALE CLEVELAND, RAN IN SLIDING ON A REFEREE'S SHIRT AND TANK WON THE MATCH AND U.S. CHAMPIONSHIP..... A BLOODY GRIMM LEFT THE ARENA VOWING REVENGE....
FEBRUARY 11, 2006, FLASHFIRE PRESENTS, "CROSSING THE LINE", AT THE LAVONIA, GEORGIA ELEMENTRY SCHOOL GYM, BELLTIME 7:30 PM.....
SCHEDULED TO DEFEND THE U.S. STRAP IS TANK, THE WAR MACHINE VS. CRAZII SHEA FROM BALTIMORE, MARYLAND WITH HIS MANAGER, KID RAGE IN A HAIR VS. STRAP MATCH. NO DQ, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE..... THIS WILL BE A MUST SEE TO BELIEVE MATCH..... THIS MATCH HAS BEEN IN THE WORKS FOR MONTHS ON THE INTERNET..... iwaflashfire.tripod.com/ THEN CLICK ON FORUM.....
TWO NEWCOMERS TO IWA:FF MADE THEIR DAYVIEW IN THE FIRST MATCH. THEY OPENED WITH A BANG, AS "BULLETPROOF PUNK" RUFIO RUSH BATTLED THE AMAZING VELVET. RUSH IS YOUR TYPICAL WISECRACKING KNOW-IT-ALL PUNK, COMPLETE WITH A RED HAIRED MOHAWK. WHILE VELVET IS....WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THAT VALET'S PINK AND PURPLE ATTIRE LEADS YOU TO BELIEVE THAT HE PREFERS TO SOCIALIZE WITH PURPLE PASSION OR LANCE GAYLORD INSTEAD OF SOMEONE LIKE BILLY STARR OR PANHEAD NELSON. ANYWAY THE ACTION WAS QUITE PHYSICAL AS THE TWO MEN TRIED TO FAMILIERIZE TO EACHOTHER AND FOUGHT BOTH IN THE RING AND OUT. IN THE END THOUGH, IT WAS THE AMAZING VELVET THAT MANAGED TO ROLL RUSH UP FOR A THREE COUNT.
NEXT WAS EL DRACO ACCOMPANIED BY HIS SECOND, EL GATO, VERSUS XION THE HERETIC. THESE TWO MEN ARE NOT STRANGERS AND THEY TRADED A FEW NEAR FALLS BEFORE XION LANDED THE NINJA AND SCORED A VICTORY. AS SOON AS THE MATCH ENDED, EL GATO, HIT THE RING AND HE AND EL DRACO PUT THE BOOTS TO XION UNTIL THE WAR MACHINES STORMED IN FOR THE SAVE....
THE THIRD MATCH OF THE NIGHT WAS A SIX-MAN TAG MATCH. IT WAS JOHNNY DOLLAR, DALE DWINDLE AND THE FUMBALING SIMON GARFIELD BATTLED PSYCHOMAN
ACCOMPANIED BY DR. JOHN HYDE, B-A-DD, AND THE CHAINSAW SWINGING MONSTER, LEATHERFACE. DOLLAR DWINDLE AND EVEN GARFIELD DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TROUBLE DEALING WITH THE OPPOSITION, BUT MAINLY BECAUSE PSYCHOMAN AND B-A-DD REFUSED TO TAG IN LEATHERFACE. IN THE END DOLLAR BULLDOGGED B-A-DD FOR THE THREE COUNT... AN EXTREMELY FURIOUS, LEATHERFACE, THEN TOOK HIS FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON HIS PARTNERS AS HE CHOKESLAMMED BOTH OF THEM BEFORE GRABBING HIS CHAINSAW. IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR HIS MANAGER CRAZY LUKE, THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT HE MAY HAVE DONE TO THEM.
AFTER THE INTERMISSION, THE REDNECKS WERE IN ACTION AGAINST THE ODD PAIRING OF CPL KNIGHT AND NEWCOMER, KEVIN RUDE....KNIGHT WAS CLEARLY NOT HAPPY HAVING A MAN FROM MINNESOTTA WHEN RUDE WENT DOWN FOR THE LOSS, KNIGHT DISGUSTEDLY WALKED OUT ON HIM, NOSE BLEED AND ALL. BILLY STARR AND PANHEAD PICKED UP YET ANOTHER WIN AND WALKED AWAY TELLING ANYONE WHO WOULD LISTEN THAT THEY WANTED THE TITLE SHOT THEY DESERVED AT THE FORCE FOUNDATION.....
THE "MAIN ATTRACTION" LANCE CHRISTOPHER CAME OUT NEXT AND INFORMED EVERYONE THAT HIS SCHEDULED OPPONENT, CRAZII SHEA, WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.... HE CHAUKED SHEA'S ABSENCE UP TO HIM JUST BEING "CHICKEN" TO SHOW. THE AMAZING VELVET THEN CAME INTO THE RING TO INTRODUCED HIMSELF TO LANCE. BUT LANCE DIDN'T APPRECIATE VELVET'S "FLATTERY" AND LAID HIM OUT WITH THE "ATTRACTIVATOR"....
INTERNET CHAMPION, NITRO, THE WAR MACHINE SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDED HIS TITLE VERSUS THE EXECUTIONER IN THE NEXT BOUT. NITRO HIT HIM WITH THE "ACCELERATOR", HIS VERSION OF THE SPEAR, AND THEN A FLYING ELBO SMASH TO GAIN THE WIN. I HEARD THE EXECUTIONER WAS INJURED IN THE PROCESS.
THE IWA:FF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION WAS NEXT AS MERCILESS DON MATTHEWS DEFENDED AGAINST THE LIGHTWEIGHT, TOMMY SAWYER..... DESPITE BEING OUTSIZED BY THE CHAMP, SAWYER MANAGED A VALIENT ATTEMPT AT WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP.... HE SCORED SEVERAL NEAR FALLS AND MUSTERED ENOUGH STRENTH TO AVOID SEVERAL THREE COUNTS AGAINST HIM BEFORE MATTHEWS WAS ABLE TO REVERSE AN ATTEMPTED BULLDOG INTO AN "OMEGABOMB" AND PICK UP THE WIN..... BUT ACTION DIDN'T STOP THERE AS DALE DWINDLE THEN CHARGED THE RING WHERE MATTHEWS CUT HIM OFF AND SPIKED HIM A "NO SURVIVOR" PILEDRIVER. THE EXECUTIONER RAN IN NEXT AS MATTHEWS WAS ATTEMPTING TO INFLICT SOME EXTRACURRICULAR PUNISHMENT ON SAWYER. BUT MERCILESS'S NETWORK ALLI, LANCE CHRISTOPHER, RAN IN BEHIND HIM AND TOOK OUT HIS RIGHT KNEE WITH A CHAIR PUTTING HIM OUT FOR SOME TIME. MATTHEWS AND CHRISTOPHER WERE THEN ALONE IN THE RING AND MATTHEWS GOT ON THE MIC AND ASKED IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE IN THE BACK THAT WANTED TO TRY AND BE A HERO. SUDDENLY, THE ARENA WAS FILLED WITH THE SOUND OF A CHAINSAW CRANKING, AND OUT RAN LEATHERFACE! LEATHERFACE, STILL SMARTING FROM HAVING LOST HIS FWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE TO NETWORK MEMBER, TERRY SIMMS, CHARGED THE RING, BUT LANCE AND MERCE QUICKLY BAILED.....
NOW IT WAS TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT.... THE U.S. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP WOULD BE DECIDED. A NO DQ, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH.... WITH A SPECIAL REFEREE, WONDERFUL WAYNE, THE IWA FLASHFIRE GENERAL MANAGER... TANK, THE WAR MACHINE VERSUS THE UN-AMERICAN, SGT. GRIMM. THE TITLE HAD BEEN VACENT SINCE LAST YEAR BUT AFTER A TOURNAMENT, THESE TWO WERE STILL IN THE FINALS...
THE TWO MEN BATTLED ALL OVER THE ARMORY AND USED EVERYTHING THAT WASN'T TIED DOWN. TANK LANDED A POWERFUL SPEAR IN THE EARLY GOING AND ALMOST WON THE MATCH THEN, BUT GRIMM MANAGED TO KICK OUT.... THE TWO MEN USED HUBCAPS, PVC PIPE, KENDO STICKS, CHAIRS, BASEBALL BATS, CAFATERIA TRAYS, CHAINS, BRASS KNUCKLES, AND EVEN A BATHROOM SINK TANK MUST HAVE PULLED OFF THE RESTROOM WALL.... THEY CAME OUT OF THE RESTROOM AND GRIMM STILL HAD A MOUTHFUL OF TOILET WATER.... TANK HAD A SINK IN HIS HANDS, PLUMMING AND ALL.... BUT THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, CPL. KNIGHT, EL DRACO, EL GATO, JOHNNY LOVE, DIAMOND AND THE WAR MACHINE, NITRO ALL GOT INVOLVED IN SOME FASHION OR ANOTHER. NEAR THE END OF THE MATCH, WONDERFUL WAYNE CAUGHT A KENDO STICK IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND WENT DOWN. TANK LANDED THE "TORQUE WRENCH" BUT HAD NO REFEREE TO MAKE THE COUNT.... GRIMM RECOVERED AS THE CROWD WAS ALMOST IN THE FIGHT AND THE MATCH CONTINUED..... NITRO ENTERED THE RING AFTER TAKING OUT CPL. KNIGHT, AND THE WAR MACHINES DESTROYED SGT. GRIMM WITH A TWO-MAN BT SLAM. TANK WENT FOR THE COVER AGAIN AND BOARD OF DIRECTORS MEMBER, DALE CLEVELAND, RAN IN SLIDING ON A REFEREE'S SHIRT AND TANK WON THE MATCH AND U.S. CHAMPIONSHIP..... A BLOODY GRIMM LEFT THE ARENA VOWING REVENGE....
FEBRUARY 11, 2006, FLASHFIRE PRESENTS, "CROSSING THE LINE", AT THE LAVONIA, GEORGIA ELEMENTRY SCHOOL GYM, BELLTIME 7:30 PM.....
SCHEDULED TO DEFEND THE U.S. STRAP IS TANK, THE WAR MACHINE VS. CRAZII SHEA FROM BALTIMORE, MARYLAND WITH HIS MANAGER, KID RAGE IN A HAIR VS. STRAP MATCH. NO DQ, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE..... THIS WILL BE A MUST SEE TO BELIEVE MATCH..... THIS MATCH HAS BEEN IN THE WORKS FOR MONTHS ON THE INTERNET..... iwaflashfire.tripod.com/ THEN CLICK ON FORUM.....
